fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on
muslimmafia:

This is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever read. Everyone needs to open their eyes because this is real and it’s happening now.
olsennnnn: So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one. And then there was this page. And finally this absolute gem! How amazing is this book?! I want one. (via ruinedchildhood)

olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

(via ruinedchildhood)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
nosdrinker: android1994: nosdrinker: where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan bless you (via condom)

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

(via condom)

baebees:

go to ur hairdresser and ask for this
wataaaah: Just a reminder that you’re whole without someone else. You are not a fraction. You’re a complete master piece all by yourself and you do not need anyone else to validate your existence. (via mortisia)

wataaaah:

Just a reminder that you’re whole without someone else. You are not a fraction. You’re a complete master piece all by yourself and you do not need anyone else to validate your existence.

(via mortisia)

amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.